Once upon a time, in a galaxy far away, there was a solar system known as the Solarballs. The Solarballs was home to eight planets, each with their own unique personalities and quirks.
earth: hey there little guy! Welcome to space!
Venus: EARTH! STOP MAKING YOUR LITTLE EARTHLINGS GO AROUND THE SOLAR SYSTEM LIKE FRICKING LICE!! This is our territory!
Earth: don’t be such a drama queen
Venus: shut up <3
Mercury: *giving Venus a “what the frick” face*
Houston: how’s the view?
You: the… THE PLANETS TALK-
Houston: oh uh- *talking to someone in the background* how do I tell them they are crazy-?
Io: HAHA!
(If characters don’t speak like the intro then swipe left on it)